Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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