ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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