I'm drive I can fine osifer
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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