i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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