My brain says no but my pants say off.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
