Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
