: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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