it glows. i had to have it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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