is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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