Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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