he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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