Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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