Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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