some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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