dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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