bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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