We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So squirting runs in the family.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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