In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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