he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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