I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
