shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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