yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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