My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
