So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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