You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Randomize