he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I forgot how hot balto sounded
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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