He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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