There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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