whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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