this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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