office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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