just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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