my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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