I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
This house was built for laser tag.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
the liver wants what the liver wants
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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