super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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