He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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