I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
try to milk me bitch
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