So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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