that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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