i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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