you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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