A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
