we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
