it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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