We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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