Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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