Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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