yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
