i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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