I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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