what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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