He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Randomize
