So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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