Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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