Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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